Women vs. Girls

You guys know I don’t tend to post a lot of fluffy stuff, but I saw this posted somewhere and it rang way too true not to pass it on. Enjoy :)

Women vs.
Girls–

-Girls want to control the man in their life.
-Women know that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling.

-Girls check you for not calling them.
-Women are too busy to realize you hadn’t.

-Girls are afraid to be alone.
-Women REQUIRE alone time-using it as a time for personal growth.

-Girls ignore the good guys.
-Women ignore the bad guys.

-Girls make you come home.
-Women make you want to come home.

-Girls wait for a guy to call and make plans.
-Women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

-Girls worry about not being pretty or good enough for their man.
-Women know that they are pretty and good enough for any man.

-Girls try to monopolize a man’s time
-Women know that a bit of space makes the ‘together time’ even more special and does her own thing til that time comes around

-Girls think a guy crying is a sign of weakness.
-Women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

-Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
-Women know that it was just one man.

-Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection
-Women know that sometimes the one you love doesn’t always love you back-and move on

-Girls will read this and get an attitude.
-Women will read this and pass it on to other women and their male friends.

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2 Comments

  1. Diddums says:

    That really made me smile… and the last bit was a different way of saying “pass it to all your friends,” so that was amusing as well!

  2. I LOVE it. Reminds me of Say Anything: “The world is full of guys. Be a man, don’t be a guy.” Same could be said for girls.

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