Dear Hubby,
Sometimes I like you. Enough to marry you and bear your children even. Generally life is pretty darn peachy.
Right now is not one of those times. Right now I am sorely tempted to put my size 9 shoe upside your head, assuming you ever manage to extract it from your ass.
Love,
Sara
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Oh, I love it! My sentiments exactly LOL On too many days!
I’m sorry your husband is in jack-ass mode. I hope it passes quickly.
Wouldn’t be marriage without these moments, right? Hope your hubby quickly changes tactics to avoid the ole-shoe-to-the-head
I’m sorry that apparently my husband was at your house today! I do appreciate the break, though.
Ah, I relate. Husbands can be so good. But why on earth won’t they do exactly what we tell them to do, all the time??? Do they ever learn?
I love this! Seriously, I might have to plagiarize.
Oh. I’ve had those days. I am totally borrowing this the next time I need it!
were you peeking in our windows last night? cause i thinks you stole my line…
hope he has repented and all is on the road to happy.
OH, I feel this way a lot!