Dear Husband,
If you really value your life, you will recognize that you are not the only person in this relationship who needs sleep. Don’t keep me up late, and then refuse to get up with the kids the one day of the week I ever ask you to. Because let me tell you, when you elbow me and say “Hey, you need to get up, Brendan is up”, and the sun is barely even up and YOU were the one who was all keen on having sex till almost midnight, it makes me want to do things to your beautiful body that would make even Lorena Bobbitt cringe.
Your Loving Wife,
Sara
No complaining you had sex damnit